Archive for October, 2008

Merry Halloween!

Halloween is such a wonderfully odd holiday. We spend $0.35 a pound on pumpkins as decoration. We use sharp knives to carve faces or designs in the pumpkins. We dress our kids up in costumes of their choosing (and in Emily’s case, of her own making). We send our kids into the neighborhood to get treats from strangers. On any other day we’d severely admonish our kids for accepting candy from strangers, immediately throw the candy in the trash, and report the suspicious activity to the authorities.   People we’ve never met before come to our door, expecting candy or treats of some kind. And in large part, we oblige them. Sometimes, even the adults dress up.

Last year Anne decided to start a precedent: older kids who didn’t make some attempt at a costume didn’t get candy. One parent of a teenager ended up yelling at Anne from the sidewalk because of Anne’s refusal of candy to a teenager.

This year I handed out candy as Anne went with the kids. I maintained the precedent of refusing candy on these rather hastily constructed grounds: kids obviously over 12 had to be in costume (or mask, or something) to get candy. If their costume wasn’t obvious to me, I asked “What are you dressed up as?” If they didn’t have a quick answer more original than “myself” or “a kid” I shooed them off the porch.

The first kid to whom I denied candy had replied “I’m dressed up like that guy when he was 17!” as he pointed at his dad on the sidewalk. His dad laughed and told him he’d been too old last year. “Busted” the dad called. The kid was good natured and walked away.

I turned away probably 10-12 kids out of the hundred or so who requested candy. All of them were surprised. Most of them were reasonable about it. One 14 year old complained to his dad in a petulant whiny voice “He won’t give me any candy ’cause I ain’t got no costume!” His dad replied “Come on. You don’t need to beg for candy. I don’t get it, but you don’t need to beg.” The kid stood on the step of my porch fat and dumbfounded that I wouldn’t give him candy. I gave candy to other kids as he stood there, then waved him off my porch.

The other people who drive me crazy on Halloween–folks who take their infants trick-or-treating. One couple had twins less than a year old, in strollers, in little pumpkin onesies. They came up, pushing their kids in front of them, and said “trick or treat”. There were no other kids with them. They were collecting candy for children for whom the candy would be dangerous. Dangerous. I assumed, based on the weight of the parents, that they would do the right thing and eat the candy themselves. Another quarter-ton mother, after I’d given candy to the rest of her brood, shoved a bag at me with the explanation “its for the one in the stroller”. Yeah, um, of course.

Shortly before the close of beggars’ night, another teen came up to the door. I stepped out, using my best Tyler Durden cool voice “Hey man.” “Hey” was his reply, not really looking at me. After a difficult pause (which I enjoyed) I prodded “What goin’ on?” “Just out gettin some candy.” “Oh yeah? What are you dressed up as?” He pointed at his shirt, thought, dropped his hand, and said “Nothin’ really.” “Good luck with that.” “Yeah, thanks,” he said sheepishly, and walked away.

My last beggar of the night? Petulant whiny fat boy. He walks up as I’m blowing out the candles in the pumpkins. “You already came here.” “Yeah, and you didn’t give me any candy.” “Because you aren’t dressed up.” “He’s a rapper” his dad calls from the sidewalk. “I’m a rapper” petulant boy exclaims. I gave him a box of milk duds. Pathetic. How humiliating.

Don’t get me wrong. I’m not a scrooge with the candy. I talk to the kids who are dressed up. I try to guess at the interesting ones. I tell all the princesses they’re beautiful. I talk about hair-care with the werewolves.  I wave and smile to the parents who call up “Thank you”. I play with the middle schoolers saying “Merry Halloween” and “Happy New Year”. I try to scare the older kids just a bit, but I take my mask off for any kid that shows the slightest hesitation. But the kids who are too cool to dress up are too cool to get my candy. Sorry, I’m saving it for the kids who are trying just a little bit.

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The answer to the God question

Finally, I’ve found the answer I’ve been looking for. Not only have I figured out that God exists, glory hallelujia, but God loves us too!

“Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.” –Ben Franklin

I can’t believe I’ve missed it all this time. The best part? I’m going to “church” tomorrow night to have more beer! And I’ll be happy about it! Boom! There’s the proof. Beer! There must be beer volcanoes in Heaven!

Incidentally, the Weizenbock pictured above is amazing. It is the 2007 Best In Show for the Chicago Regionals in the American Homebrew Contest.

 

Does science make belief in God obsolete?

The Templeton Foundation has sponsored a debate: Does science make belief in God obsolete? They’ve asked 13 scientists, philosophers, and theologians to weigh in on the topic. They’ve written reasonably brief essays on the topic, and are well worth a read.

In my continuing efforts to explore my own spirituality and understand who this God person is anyway, I’ve attempted to distill these essays down to their primary theses for a hard-core comparison.

Steven Pinker PDF

Traditionally, a belief in God was attractive because it promised to explain the deepest puzzles about origins. Where did the world come from? What is the basis of life? How can the mind arise from the body? Why should anyone be moral? Yet over the millennia, there has been an inexorable trend: the deeper we probe these questions, and the more we learn about the world in which we live, the less reason there is to believe in God.

Pinker essentially refutes the God of the Gaps as the one being made obsolete by science. Its a fairly straightforward argument–we used to believe in God to fill in for our ignorance, but since we aren’t quite as ignorant as we used to be, there isn’t as much need to believe in God. The more we learn, the less we need God.

Christoph Cardinal Schönborn PDF

…the Nature we know from modern science embodies and reflects immaterial properties and a depth of intelligibility far beyond the wildest imaginings of the Greek philosophers. To view all these extremely complex, elegant, and intelligible laws, entities, properties, and relations in the evolution of the universe as “brute facts” in need of no further explanation is, in the words of the great John Paul II, “an abdication of human intelligence.”

Schönborn argues for an Intelligent Creator God. Unfortunately I think he mischaracterizes science as being willing to accept brute facts, and then stopping. That is far from the truth–scientists weren’t satisfied with the “brute facts” of Newtons Laws of motion. They continued to push beyond those facts (ok, 200 years later) into General Relativity and Relativistic Quantum Mechanics. The more complex, elegant, and intelligble the system, the more deeply and fervently scientists dig into it.

William D. Phillips PDF

…religious statements are not necessarily falsifiable. I might say, “God loves us and wants us to love one another.” I cannot think of anything that could prove that statement false. Some might argue that if I were more explicit about what I mean by God and the other concepts in my statement, it would become falsifiable. But such an argument misses the point. It is an attempt to turn a religious statement into a scientific one. There is no requirement that every statement be a scientific statement. Nor are non-scientific statements worthless or irrational simply because they are not scientific. “She sings beautifully.” “He is a good man.” “I love you.” These are all non-scientific statements that can be of great value. Science is not the only useful way of looking at life.

Phillips is proposing that religion and science should maintain separate areas of expertise. However, I don’t think his analogy works. The statement “She sings beautifully” can discussed and debated by all those who have heard her sing. There may be disagreement or consensus, and falsification isn’t really the issue. But at least there can be discussion among those who’ve experienced her singing, and the method for experiencing her singing is clear. The statement “God…wants us to love one another” can’t really be discussed because there is no clear path to determining what God wants. It can’t be falsified in the same way that “Santa Claus is checking his list” can’t be falsified. We don’t know what God wants and we don’t know if  Santa has a list.

Pervez Amirali Hoodbhoy PDF

Let’s face it: the day of the Sky God is long gone. In the Age of Science, religion has been downsized, and the medieval God of classical religions has lost repute and territory. Today people pay lip service to trusting that God but they still swallow antibiotics when sick.

But people today don’t believe in a Sky God. They believe in a God of personal inspiration, and mysterious ways. They trust that God has guided them to the doctor, and that God had guided the doctor to prescribe the correct medication, and that God has directed the germs to fall victim to the antibodies, strengthened by the drugs.

Mary Midgley PDF

Belief—or disbelief—in God is not a scientific opinion, a judgment about physical facts in the world. It is an element in something larger and more puzzling—our wider worldview, the set of background assumptions by which we make sense of our world as a whole.

I must admit that Midgley’s essay flummoxed me greatly. I read it through three times and still had difficulty grasping it. I think she’s attempting to say that belief in God is a kind of life-fabric, something that pervades everything we do. Since our entire perspective on everything is formed by that God-based-background, we can’t assess it scientifically. I think that’s what she’s saying. I still don’t get it, probably because I don’t have a God-life-fabric.

Robert Sapolsky PDF

Science is the best explanatory system that we have, and religiosity as an alternative has a spectacular potential for harm that permeates and distorts every domain of decision-making and attribution in our world. But just because science can explain so many unknowns doesn’t mean that it can explain everything, or that it can vanquish the unknowable. That is why religious belief is not obsolete.

I don’t think science ever attempts to vanquish the unknowable, but why should religious belief seek to provide an answer? To assert that something is “unknowable” means either that a) there is a logical conundrum that prevents knowledge, or b) that attaining the knowledge is beyond the value (to anyone) of that knowledge. “What year will I die?” is the first type, and “Why did lightning strike my house?” is the second. I don’t think religious belief helps answer the unknowable.

Christopher Hitchens PDF

Religion, remember, is theism not deism. Faith cannot rest itself on the argument that there might or might not be a prime mover. Faith must believe in answered prayers, divinely ordained morality, heavenly warrant for circumcision, the occurrence of miracles or what you will. Physics and chemistry and biology and paleontology and archeology have, at a minimum, given us explanations for what used to be mysterious, and furnished us with hypotheses that are at least as good as, or very much better than, the ones offered by any believers in other and inexplicable dimensions.

I’m perfectly content to believe that there might be a diety–its the interactive God that seems most difficult to me. An interactive God feels like an explanation for the unknowable. Unfortunately, I think Hitchens reads too much into the question. I can believe in God (a diety) but not rely on God. Science, then, is the method for discovering all that we can about God’s creation while we still can. Hitchens assumes that belief is the same as reliance.

Keith Ward PDF

It is not science that renders belief in God obsolete. It is a strictly materialist interpretation of the world that renders belief in God obsolete, and which science is taken by some people to support. But science is more ambiguous than that, and modern scientific belief in the intelligibility and mathematical beauty of nature, and in the ultimately “veiled” nature of objective reality, can reasonably be taken as suggestive of an underlying cosmic intelligence.

I agree that science doesn’t make God obsolete. But since the God of the Gaps is immeasurably small, and we can pretty much define God in any way we please, I think science has made worship of God obsolete. There may be a great cosmic intelligence, but it has been pretty consistent in completely ignoring our pleas, so there really isn’t any point in worshiping it.

Victor J. Stenger PDF

The universe we see with our most powerful telescopes is but a grain of sand in the Sahara. Yet we are supposed to think that a supreme being exists who follows the path of every particle, while listening to every human thought and guiding his favorite football teams to victory. Science has not only made belief in God obsolete. It has made it incoherent.

Those who believe would argue that God is not for us to comprehend. Just because we can’t fathom paying attention to every particle, thought, and football team, doesn’t mean God can’t. But I think Stenger’s point is sound: we’re either infantile to believe Daddy is watching out for us, or incredibly arrogant to assert that we matter that much.

Jerome Groopman PDF

The truths of mathematics, biology, chemistry, and physics are different from the truths we seek in human behavior and human choices. The truths of science can be measured and experimentally verified; the truths of a moral life are matters of belief—whether you are an atheist or a religious person. Religion should view science as a way to improve the world; science should see religion not as a threat but as a deeply felt path taken by some.

The truths of a moral life can most certainly be measured and evaluated scientifically. There is no doubt that religion is a “deeply felt path” taken by many. However, that doesn’t make it correct.

Michael Shermer PDF

What would we call an intelligent being capable of engineering a universe, stars, planets, and life? If we knew the underlying science and technology used to do the engineering, we would call it Extra-Terrestrial Intelligence; if we did not know the underlying science and technology, we would call it God.

Shermer has expanded on one of Arthur C. Clarke’s laws: Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic. It may seem crazy to imagine mistaking ET for God. But Cargo Cults demonstrate that Shermer’s assertion has already proven true.

Kenneth R. Miller PDF

Science places us in an extraordinary universe, a place where stars and even galaxies continue to be born, where matter itself comes alive, evolves, and rises to each new challenge of its richly changing environment. We live in a world literally bursting with creative evolutionary potential, and it is quite reasonable to ask why that is so. To a person of faith, the answer to that question is God.

To a person of science, that answer continues to be explored in cosmology. The atheist would ask the person of faith “If God made us and the universe, what made God?” Why, after creating the world, does God seem content to leave it well enough alone?

Stuart Kauffman PDF

…we are in a co-constructing, ceaselessly creative universe whose detailed unfolding cannot be predicted. Therefore, we truly cannot know all that will happen. In that case, reason, the highest virtue of our beloved Enlightenment, is an insufficient guide to living our lives. We must reunite reason with our entire humanity. And in the face of what can only be called Mystery, we need a means to orient our lives. That we do, in reality, live in the face of an unknown is one root of humanity’s age old need for a supernatural God.

When Kauffman refers to “co-constructing” he’s referring to a universe created by both us and God. However, he mistakes that reason and science attempt to predict everything that will happen. Nothing could be further from the truth. Quantum mechanics and probability theory fully recognize that nothing can be predicted with certainty. Science does not attempt to predict the future. It attempts to predict isolated events with specific initial conditions. How does God supply us with an answer to the unknown? How does God help us in the face of Mystery? It seems we’ve been left to our own devices.

In conclusion, I’m not terribly convinced that God is relevant. God may yet still exist, but there seems little to recommend that we pay it homage. Science doesn’t disprove Gods existence, and doesn’t really attempt to. Science is content to assume that the world works as if God doesn’t exist until such time as the evidence proves otherwise.

 

P3 Power Consumption Report

I have a P3 Kill A Watt power meter. I’m fascinated by how much energy my devices take up. Here are the results of my testing. Dollar values are based on my electricity rate: $0.0836 per KWH.

  • Digital Picture Frame: 20-22 Watts during boot, 19 Watts after the drive stops spinning. ($15 for a year of 24×7 usage)
  • Christmas Tree Lights: 280 Watts ($15 for 16 hours a day, 40 days).
  • HP Pavilion ze4900 laptop, not charging the battery, sitting idle, screen on: 22-23 watts ($16 for a year of 24×7 idle time usage)
  • Compaq nc6220 laptop, not charging the battery, sitting idle, screen on: 33 watts
  • Compaq nc6220 laptop, not charging the battery, sitting idle, screen off: 28-29 watts
  • AV Rack (with TV, Receiver: Kenwood VR-7070, VCR, CD Changer, DVD player, PS2 and Gamecube) while all components are “off”: 18 Watts, or $13 per year.
  • AV Rack (above) while receiver is on, listening to the radio at normal volumes: 78 watts. Therefore the receiver alone is drawing 60 watts while on. At high volume levels, the receiver will draw 130-140 watts, varying greatly with the level of bass in the music (I don’t use a powered sub-woofer).
  • AV Rack (above) watching a DVD (TV, receiver, and DVD player on): 233 watts. Therefore watching the complete Lord of the Rings Extended version DVDs would cost $0.15.
  • AV Rack just watching TV: 160-164 watts.
  • Washing machine: 0.22KWh per large load, or $0.02 per load. This does not include the power required to heat the water.

Please add comments below with your measurements using the P3 Kill-a-Watt!

 
  

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