Comments on: What If?

By: bathrooms

bathrooms — Sat, 26 Dec 2009 01:19:41 +0000

Completely agree with your comments on this – thanks for taking the time to post.

By: celix

celix — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 10:11:43 +0000

I am hoping that there was a garbage can nearby filled with empty water bottles and unread pamphlets.

By: Tom Phillips

Tom Phillips — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 16:04:32 +0000

My 10 year old son was looking at the project to make a hard drive into a clock for a scout project. He then showed me the post and responses “What If?” My son said “Don’t these people have jobs? I think they all have way too much free time.” What a waste of brain power. I tend to agree. What If you all did something positive with your time.

By: Hugo

Hugo — Thu, 10 Jul 2008 01:38:21 +0000

My fifteen-year-old sister’s English teacher told her that if she didn’t believe in God she was going to go to Hell.

I can only assume her teacher means the Catholic Hell. My sister’s an agnostic. I say she’s hedging her bets .

By: Natasha

Natasha — Mon, 07 Jul 2008 22:48:43 +0000

I hear much talk of Squirrels, but none of Moose! How is this possible?

By: beagledad

beagledad — Mon, 07 Jul 2008 18:59:47 +0000

Now I feel soooo much better that I didn’t get around to evicting the squirrels from my attic this weekend. Is there a way I can get them to stop gnawing on the framing without getting God mad at me?

By: bybelknap, FCD

bybelknap, FCD — Mon, 07 Jul 2008 18:47:48 +0000

Chipmunk heretics, red squirrel splitters, gray squirrel scoundrels, FOLLOW THE GUINEA PIG! the One TRUE Rodent.

By: Zeno

Zeno — Mon, 07 Jul 2008 13:45:30 +0000

Aha! I knew the chipmunk cultists would eventually show up! They spread the acorns of dissension everywhere! Hey, Leslie, I don’t believe in Chip and Dale. So there!

By: Leslie in Canada

Leslie in Canada — Mon, 07 Jul 2008 13:30:41 +0000

No no no: squirrels are Satanic–it is the chipmunk that is most worthy of our adoration.

By: Administrator

Administrator — Mon, 07 Jul 2008 13:03:45 +0000

Andrew: the red squirrels are in deed very cute, and seem to be worthy of praise, but they were clearly placed on Earth as a temptation. I was inspired to write by the sight of a gray squirrel, so therefore I believe they are the chosen squirrel. All other squirrels are simply diversions.

Kenny: “You don’t have to believe, but you should respect others that do.” I’ll have to second what Lee said: I respect the person and treat them with politeness (even kindness) while I disagree with their beliefs. That’s why I took the pamphlet (and the water) without any negative response to the people handing them out. Even my blog post (I think) shows nothing but respect for the people. Its their beliefs that I think are the problem.

Writzer: I believe there are multiple paths to his noodliness. We do not worship squirrels, we simply take care of them as a way to serve.